Jokers with their great joke

Number one, i dnt think i'll ever bully anyone?
It sounds so bad on me.

And two, she banged onto me purposely so i shouted.
Any problem with that?
Whats more. She said i pushed her.
Ha a joke aint it?

And three, i dnt like playing w little kids
couldnt be bothered at all.

Four, you're nt gna let me off easily?
Think again.